"It's over..."
Hey guys..... if there is anyone out there that reads this at all.... im pretty sure no one does... but anywayz.... this is my last xanga entry.... for now at least.... maybe ill come back over spring break or summer or something.... otherwise.... ima stop it cuz for one i havent written in a while anywayz, and two, ive decided ima keep my ish on the low from now on.... so yea..... this is it for me. Feel free to hit up the myspace though... cool beans..
I wanted to end this shiz with some old funnies that still get me every time.... and so theres gonna be a lot... most people wont get these so yea... sorry...
**All Star Funnies**
justdonbiteit: I am currently taming the tiger
justdonbiteit: man, i love masterbating whilst enjoying tea and crumpets
awesome4life15: lol
awesome4life15: what a weirdo
justdonbiteit: ah ah, a horny and sexy wierdo with stamina like a 1984 buick
*singing “I have a c….. I have a c-h….. I have a c-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n in my b-a-s-e-m-e-n-t…… and he is h-u-n-g-e-r-y but I will not feed him because I want him to l-i-v-e e-t-e-r-n-a-l-l-y in my b-a-s-e-m-e-n-t” Jewel
“I be walkin around random people… and I’m like ‘Damn… you be smelling like a lunch truck ’…Aint got no sense of hygiene...” Jose
“Freakin A!!! The urinals are clogged!!! What the hell?!?!? What kind of sick shit is that?!?!?!” Megan
“WHOOOAAAA!!!” Christopher
“What?” me
“That’s a big spider that I almost just walked into…” *Gets flash light and starts tryin to find where the web ends “I’m not tryin to run into no spider…” *finds opening in web… starts moving slowly…. Then sprints off …. “Welp… see ya later…” Christopher
“I don’t have anywhere to go.” Erin
“Do you want to come to my house?” Sianna
“Well I don’t want to be in the way…” Erin
“Yes….. you’re so fat you would take up the whole house. We wouldn’t be able to move around because of your excessive fat.” Sianna
“Well if you’re gonna put it that way then no I don’t want to come over to your house…” Erin
“LBC… aww they left off the other C. Now it jus stands for Long Beach City… with no college. I think it just fell off…” Sianna
“Or maybe it stands for Long Beach Canarkenshnarken….” Erin
“My mom is the most horrible person ever, and that is the understatement of the year….” Laurie
“Oh well your mom and my mom should hang out…” me
"Why isn't it called the North American Series rather than the World Series?" me
"Because Mexico is in it too.... Dodgers.." my crazy brother
"Next to that samoan girl or whatever she is... man she's a beast..." haha my brother
"Got her tities in on that and everything!!! Got four hands on that ball!!!" Aminahh
"Damn man, let go of my shit, and see what happens?? Thats why i caught that shit half way up like yea nigga!!!" Yvette
"We're goin to Santa Barbara nigga! The first thing we do when we get there is eat! DDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNNNN!!!!" Nemiah
"Damn student driver..... GO NIGGA GO!!!!!" Yvette
"Michael Jackson..... I don't know how tactful he is... but he sure can dance!" my crazy brother
"i would drop the fucker on my face!" Stephanie
erin: i'm so hungry ...i could eat a person...
viki:.....please don't let that be me.....!
erin:..oh no!..where are they!?..oh no!
viki: there they are..!...
erin: i woulda juss sat on the ground and started eating...!
if you look at it...it doesn't look like it has the balls to fizz—erin
you guys..i been drinkin this and it's not going down..do you think my glass refills itself?—evelyn
viki--"can i have a bacon cheeseburger?.."
."...evelyn..would you like my bacon?!...okae..with bacon on the side
please..!"
--ramon"and how would u like your burger?"
viki--"..uhh..medium-well"
evelyn--"nOoO..well done!"
viki "but it's MY burger!"
erin--not the bacon you fool!
viki--and remember when eeyore did *this*..well the guys started dancing like
*this*
steph-- who was it again?
viki--sum guys we used for my dance shows..
steph--no i mean...who did it?
viki--eeyore
steph--oOoO...hahaha..i thot you said "thor"...then i realized...we didn't
knoe n e one named Thor!
Erin—why would we know someone named Thor?
Steph—I dunno…it could be a nickname!
erin--i was walking around for like 10 minutes looking for sumone...
*reggie comes along.*
erin--i was walking around for like 20 minutes looking for you!
viki--...i thot it was 10...?
steph--no...it doubles as time goes on..
viki--oh..okae
viki--i can't believe wut?
evelyn--...i duno..i forgot..
"must be great to be able to float over waves you piece of
crap..!"--erin....talking to the pelicans
"........*points* OH DANG!"--stephanie
“i thot u meant "yea it is, that's awesome" rhymes” viki
“yea… I would say something like that..” me
"i wouldnt care if the president fucked a tree..sure it would be interesting..but i wouldnt care..." Stephanie
“You just used the title page man!!!!!!” Viki
“Im sorry…. I panicked and I just started pastin stuff!!!!!!” me
(while we were tryin to finish the Spanish “scrap book”)
"Dang man..... i want a crazy muffin" me
"Dude, you are a crazy muffin..." stephanie
"I want a big bird.... the biggest bird in the world!!!!" joe
"Apparently her loneliness is killing her..." me
"And she wants to get hit one more time...." stephanie
"Hey, my butt is on your face, my butt is on ur face!!!" or
"Hey guys, im mooning u right now!!!" me and stephanie, referring to people who had fat from their butts put on their face.
**VERY hairy man walks by
"Whoa sir, take of your sweater.." me
"Damn man..... hes like a friggin bear!!! You could shave that shit off and make a jacket out of it!!! 'Oh, what kind of jacket is that??'" stephanie
"Oh, its chinchila..." me
"Nah man, that aint no chinchila. That looks like the hair off a hairy man's back.." Stephanie
"Sweaty monkey balls..... that has to be uncomfortable..." stephanie
"Thats the understatement of the year!!" me
"Erin could u get full off a happy meal?" stephanie
"Only if i ate the toy too...." erin
*sees naked guy sitting in row “Holy crap!!!! They allow that here?!?!?!” *takes off shirt Stephanie
awesome4life15: raise ur hand if u think ____ is gay………. *raises hand
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: i dont really know him..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: but sure..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: *raises hand*
awesome4life15: hahaha awesome
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: *waves it around happily*
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: oh and as an insult to someone yesterday..i called them a flamboyant homosexual..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: they didnt think it was so funny..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: but i thought you might like it..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: awake my man?
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: eisenhower?
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: ERIN!
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: hello?
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: uh oh..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: yes..the best things always end with the devil shatting upon it..
XxLiLKrAzyPnAyxX: because..lets face it..there is no other way..
Farwell to anyone who still feels the need to read this, and who managed to make it this far.. peace out home mangos...
